✔️ Too busy shipping fictional characters to focus on myself
Me: I ship them
Other person: but they aren’t canon
Me: I said “I ship them”
Other person: but they don’t love each other
Me: what part of “I ship them” you don’t understand?
Other person: but one of them is in a relationship with another character
Me: I don’t care, I ship them
Other person: but-
Me: I SHIP THEM SO SHUT THE HELL UP
I feel like this isn’t the first time he’s done this
American Horror Story looks terrifying this season
*on period and gets motivated to do something*
me: ya! I want to do something!
period: ha no, your gey
me: *cries* ok
Dawn seemed to follow midnight with indecent haste.
we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just